About me? My name's Paul Schroeder and I'm a tall, 17-year old kid from Ohio. I like MLP, Homestuck, Doctor Who, Disney songs, and lotsa videogames, including but not limited to: Mario, Zelda, TF2, Minecraft, and Pokemon. If you're interested in Pokemon, Minecraft or TF2, I'd be glad to play/have a match against you.
Also I'm straight and Cisgender, in case you were wondering.
God I'm pathetic
Is it bad that I headcanon this?
jesUS CHRIST JUST CLICK LISTEN
YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT
I AM ROLLING ON THE GROUND IN SILENT LAUGHTER WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
THE GIF FITS
THIS IS THE BAT-CAT AUDIO [X]
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
Is Mario ok
Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much. His spirit has broken
this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post
why is peach orange
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better
one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter
this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen
whats that mythbusters dude doin
is this attack on titan
once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour