Hi, I'm Paul!

How it feels

outofcontextdnd:

GM: You are terrorizing the new party member. How does that make you feel?

Elf Rogue: Like the GM.

squiglets:

fishytheheroguy:

squiglets:

*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
*instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*

Still sexist.

(Source: slugfucker)

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

(Source: troybakerofficial)

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

wecansexy:

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first of all how dare you,

shdarren:

If this isn’t a good enough reason to buy smash 4…

shdarren:

If this isn’t a good enough reason to buy smash 4…

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

(Source: best-of-memes)


#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

(Source: volatilefortune)

2007excalibur2007:

five nights in freddy’s van

swordweedonline:

no wait…foreal tho…

swordweedonline:

no wait…foreal tho…

(Source: tsarcasm)

sturmtruppen:

this is some anime bullshit

(Source: sizvideos)

oh-cecil-oh:

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

(Source: soul-lotus)