ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ don’t
stop ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ me
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ havin a gooD TIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ HAVIN A GOOD TIIIIIIIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
I’d say that’s a hell of a spoopy crack in my pumpkin.
UPDATE: A KID JUST CAME BY AND POINTED AT THE PUMPKIN SAYING “PWISONOH ZEWO HAS ESCAPED PWISONOH ZEWO HAS ESCAPED” AND I GAVE HIM LIKE 25 PACKETS OF M&MS
I would have motherfucking showered that kid with candy.
This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas
Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay
If you’re getting legitimately upset over a mug that says “male/straight/cis tears” yo you need to get over yourself
… because making fun of men’s feelings is just so edgy in a society that already stigmatizes them just for having them?
Turning “male tears” into a punchline is gender-normative as fuck.
Conventions can be expensive but everyone deserves to go home with shiny horse memorabilia!
If you’re attending Nightmare Nights Dallas next weekend, stop by my table for free stickers. How free? SUPER FREE.
And if you come to the table wearing one of my We Love Fine shirts OR in costume, you get a REAL ULTIMATE FREE Pinkie Cheerleader Button!