About me? My name's Paul Schroeder and I'm a tall kid from Ohio. I like MLP, Homestuck, Doctor Who, Disney songs, and lotsa videogames, including but not limited to: Mario, Zelda, TF2, Minecraft, and Pokemon. If you're interested in Pokemon or TF2, I'd be glad to have a match against you.
Also I'm straight and Cisgendered, in case you were wondering.
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
IT GOT BETTER
The Boy Who Lived
My new favorite post.
its already been so heavily fandomed where is the hannibal one, it can’t hurt to add it right? someone do this for me
Hannibal doesnt have the patience for tea. He just skips right to dinner.
I was trying to get a shiny Zorua but instead ended up with nearly 700 Zorua puppies. Honestly I don’t even consider that a huge loss, and my only regret is that I cannot play with my 690 Zorua in Pokemon Amie all at the same time.
I don’t let any puppy go without a name, so I nicknamed every single one of them. There’s Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, Brain, Dexter, Douglas, Cosgrove, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Onua, Pohatu, Gali, Balto, Thor, Loki, Cap, Bruce, Banner, Tony, Stark, Clint, Barton, Nick, Fury, Phil, Coulson, Natalia, Romanova, Ylvis, Urheim, Vegard, Yugi, Yuki, Yusei, Yuma, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, Geromy, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko, Gipsy, Danger, Cherno, Alpha, Striker, Eureka, Crimson, Typhoon, Coyote, Tango, Tacit, Ronin, Romeo, Blue, Brawler, Yukon, Horizon, Brave, Diablo, Intercept, Chrome, Brutus, Rza, Gza, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface, Inspectah, U-God, Masta Fetcha, Cappadonna, Ol’ Cuddly, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Venus, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Mozilla, Google, Opera, Safari, Explorer, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Calvin, Hobbes, Turner, Hooch, Starsky, Hutch, Murtaugh, Riggs, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Itchy, Doze, Trace, Clover, Fin, Die, Crowbar, Snowman, Stitch, Sawbuck, Matchsticks, Eggs, Biscuits, Quarters, Cans, Doc, Pound, Blanko, Bang, Bupkus, Nawt, Jordan, Barkley, Ewing, Bradley, Johnson, Bogues, Slick, Droog, Boxcars, Deuce, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Heir, Knight, Seer, Prince, Page, Mage, Thief, Bard, Rogue, Sylph, Maid, Witch, Lord, Muse, Walt, Jesse, Hank, Tuco, Gus, Saul, Mike, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Hartford, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusets, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Hampshire, Jersey, Mexico, York, Raleigh, Bismarck, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Columbia, Pierre, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Charleston, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Conquest, War, Famine, Death, Nathan, William, Skwisgaar, Toki, Pickles, Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, Kankri, Damara, Rufioh, Mituna, Meulin, Porrim, Latula, Aranea, Horuss, Kurloz, Cronus, Meenah, Fox, Falco, Slippy, Krystal, Peppy, AJ, Howie, Carter, Kevin, Brian, Lance, JC, Joey, Chris, Justin, Clark, Kent, Wayne, Diana, Shayera, Hol, Hal, Stewart, Kyle, Rayner, Wally, West, J’onn, J’onzz, Kal, El, North, South, East, Dre, Yella, Eazy, Ren, Cube, Arabian, Eminem, 50 Cent, Nas, Snoop, The Game, Lil Jon, Lil Bo, Big Sam, Ludacris, 2pac, Notorious, Chamillion, Run, DMC, Jam Master J, Posdnuos, Maseo, Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Billy, Zachery, Tommy, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Hermes, Hestia, Dionysus, Hades, Persephone, Asclepius, Eros, Hebe, Pan, Deimos, Chronos, Nyx, Hyperion, Helios, Hemera, Atlas, Prometheus, Oceanus, Rhea, Ophion, Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Flourine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium, Catnip, Selenium, Bromine, Krypton, Rubidium, Sr38, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium, Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Xenon, Caesium, Barium, Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold, Thallium, Lead, Bizmuth, Polonium, Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium, Actinium, Thorium, Proactinium, Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordum, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium, Ununtrium, Flerovium, Ununpentium, Livermorium, Ununseptium, Ununoctium, Aken, Aker, Ammit, Amun, Amunet, Anhur, Anubis, Anuket, Apophis, Apis, Atum, Bast, Bat, Bes, Geb, Hapi, Hathor, Heget, Henet, Horus, Isis, Iusaaset, Khepry, Khnum, Khonsu, Kek, Maahes, Ma’at, Menhit, Meretseger, Meskhenet, Montu, Min, Mnevis, Mout, Naunet, Osiris, Ptah, Qebui, Ra, Reshep, Seker, Set, Sebek, Shu, Tatenen, Thoth, Wadj-wer, Wepwawet, Agravain, Bagdemagus, Bedivere, Bors, Breunor, Calogrenant, Caradoc, Dagnet, Dinadan, Gaheris, Galahad, Gareth, Gawain, Geraint, Griflet, Hector, Kay, Lamorak, Lancelot, Leodegrance, Lionel, Lucan, Maleagant, Marhaus, Palamedes, Pelleas, Pellinore, Percival, Safir, Sagramore, Segwarides, Tor, Tristan, Uriens, Ywain, Elyan, Ector, Arthur, Constantine, Gorlois, Lot, Mark, Merlin, Mordred, Uther, Acher, Ajax, Alban, Altair, Alvar, Andor, Apara, Apari, Argus, Asher, Astor, Azizi, Bakari, Baruti, Biffo, Boldar, Bruno, Bubba, Carvin, Cedric, Claude, Cleetus, Copano, Cosmos, Cyprin, Cypris, Cyrus, Damon, Darius, Delbin, Devlin, Eldrid, Enzo, Gavin, Gildas, Gunnar, Halvor, Hexus, Isaak, Ivor, Jarvis, Jed, Kasiya, Kelvin, Kosoko, Lateef, Lindar, Lucas, Lutalo, Lyle, Magnus, Marco, Maximos, Mazi, Mudada, Nestor, Nevin, Nils, Obasi, Oswin, Ragnar, Revilo, Rosco, Sadiki, Titan, Todoro, Tomas, Trondo, Ulric, Unika, Useni, Zane, Zantor, Zeke, Zikomo, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Onewa, Whenua, Trespasser, Onibaba, Knifehead, Otachi, Leatherback, Raiju, Scunner, and Slattern and I love every single one of them.
oh my god
I love this because you’re missing Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural references, but have smaller fandom references to things like Homestarrunner and even Bionicle
Agh! Yeah, yeah I know it’s late for Zelda month,
but it’s never to late to remind “They see me Rolling”, is it?